ammarmali:

It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.

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conchfishscates:

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

what does a tree do when it wants to leave

its leaves

WAIT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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mostrandomswagg: #swerve

mostrandomswagg:

#swerve

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gnarlyasfuckk: My life over here lol View high resolution

gnarlyasfuckk:

My life over here lol

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HOW THE FUCK DOES HE SMILE WITH HALF OF HIS FACE

(Source: 1864damon)

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bridgeout91: Yeah!!! Here’s to the next 38 states getting in line with equality! View high resolution

bridgeout91:

Yeah!!! Here’s to the next 38 states getting in line with equality!

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lafranglophone: hahahaha that guy is my idol

lafranglophone:

hahahaha that guy is my idol

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trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

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